THAT'S HOW THE WORLD ROLLS

Ever notice how stuff starts in the East? ...I mean the sun comes from the East... the light comes from the East... the life force comes from the east... the warmth and of course knowledge... in fact the whole AO-MARAMA sort of starts in the East... RIGHT?... AND... that's not OUR plan whanau... that's just how the WORLD ROLLS... MAURI TU... MAURI HURI... MAURI ORA

NO LAUGHING MATTER

All laughs are free on my page... but I will be charging for all my negative reply's = $50... my rude comments = $100... and full on verbal abuse will cost you $200... or for $250 you can get a combo pack of negatively rude verbal abuse... and please don't ask for credit... because that just embarrasses both of us... k... Note: prices do not include gst

THE CHOCOLATE FISH SCAM

Hey you know that AMP ad on TV... the one with the little kids and the chocolate fish... My favourite is the kid who eats the fish... I would eat my fish too... for sure. So what’s that all about anyway?... how many people would put a chocolate fish in front of their children... then tell them NOT to eat it till later... is that really a lesson in finance... or prime time child abuse for commercial gain.

They claim that if you don’t eat the fish... they’ll double it... BUT that sounds too good to be true right?... No one doubles your fish. You might earn yourself another tail... some fins... a head and gills even... but no one doubles your fish... and anyone who says they can... sound like real sharks to me. Remember all the other finance companies who said they could double your fish... well they lost an entire ocean full of fish. In reality... the finance company fat cats ate the bloody fish... some of them are still eating the fish today... and many innocent investors were left... well... fishless. Obviously AMP think taking your fish... is as easy as taking candy from our babies... Hmmm what’s wrong with that image?

NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

We don’t need no Weapons of Mass Destruction... 
we do need Departments of Trash Reduction... 
we need Ministers of Human Waste Cessation... 
we need Managers of World Fresh Water Retention... 
we need a Secretary for the Wider Environment Protection... 
and we need a Select Committee for Finding much Fairer Taxation... 
But we don’t need any weapons... no need... 
we doing a pretty good job of destroying shit without them... 
aue...

WNRP2013

MY RESOLVE

My resolve... is to generate whakaaro
If I generate whakaaro... I generate energy
I generate discussion... I generate ideas
Koina ka tau mai te mauri... tau mai te marama

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I AM MAORI AND I AM HERE

I am the calm... 
I am the storm... 
I am the vessel... 
I am the journey... 
I am the land... 
I am the mountain... 
I am the river... 
I am the life force... 
I am the people... 
I am Maori... and 
I am here... 
MAURIORA

SOME PEOPLE MAN... Recipe for Happiness

Some people think they can walk into your life and dominate... some think they can change you... that 'they' have the ultimate recipe for happiness... and you just need to do what they do... WRONG... There is more than one recipe for a happy life and what works for some may not work for others... We all have different tastes... and my recipe works for me... it suits my palette ... it feeds my soul... an soothes my wairua... I create my own happiness... with my own two hands... and my big imagination. After all happiness is a state of mind... and mine is happy as... MAURIORA