THE OLD LONG CUT AYE

Yesterday we were over the Shore picking up some stuff from the bros work site. As we drove back we got caught in peak hour traffic (5.00pm). When we got the the northern side of the bridge I said we should go round the back of Pt Chev. But the bro reckons yeah... nah... I got a better way (clue)... TRUE I thought... that is the better way.

Anyway old speedy gonzales shoots past that off ramp... and heads off the Cook Street off ramp... then sweeps round back to Wellington road... back over the motorway toward Freeman Bay... then left onto Howe and up the hill to K road. He turns right on K-road and heads up to the lights at the start of Great North. He follows Great North to Grey Lynn... down to Western Springs... and 40 mins later...we finally get to Point Chev... (20 sets of lights all up)... most... if not all red... just for us... to matou nei waimarie...

When we get to the lights at Great North and Pt Chev Road... I say BRO... If you had listened to me we would have been here 20 minutes ago... This has got to be the longest short cut ever... in fact this is an official long-cut... Bei If you'd open your bloody ears... we'd have been having tea by now... even the peak hour motorway would be faster... ANYWAY... next time you wanna show me a short cut... DON'T
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